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    不能戒烟的二十个理由


       不能戒烟的二十个理由

    ╰☆╮我☆本善☆良╰☆╮
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      1、不刷牙别人也不知道;


      2、有利于上厕所时的解臭;


      3、提神醒脑;


      4、假装是个成熟的男人;


      5、没女朋友时代替接吻;


      6、让你看着烦的女人走开;


      7、不洗床单可以推托给烟味;


      8、诱捕萤火虫;


      9、让人发现你的存在;


      10、在酒吧做为社交利器;


      11、男女同抽一只烟表示关系不一般;


      12、男的同抽一只烟表示实在没钱了;


      13、能让捡烟屁股的小孩追着你跑;


      14、有时烟屁股可以卖到5毛一支;


      15、跟老婆吵架时不舍得摔东西时的免费赠品;


      16、家里有蟑螂,逮一个烫一个,看谁怕谁;


      17、边作愁眉苦脸状边抽烟足以引起女性同情,加上假咳几声效果尤佳;


      18、让你楼下的邻居对你“另”眼相看的有力催化剂;


      19、跟女友表示决心保持口腔清洁时能故作推诿:“烟给你,我马上戒掉!”


      20、不用买养老保险。





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    NA NAwrote:
    hi
    最近怎么近?
    不知道你还记不记得我了?

    mina
    Feb. 23
    Amanda Liwrote:
    估计要是真这样,女友能找到。。。就是绝配了
    Jan. 12
    ♥ユズユwrote:
    SKY GG...寶寶承認。。。好久沒來你空間了>_<
    可是。。。變得一點也不認識這也太過分了。。!55555
    June 6

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